Ah, the drama of deadline day—a saga as tense and nail-biting as watching Everton clinch a last-minute win! Fans all over have strong feelings about what our beloved Toffees need to do in the transfer window's dying hours. It's evident Evertonians are crying out for reinforcements, each with insightful strategies that could very well secure us that long-awaited Premiership title next season.

Richard is adamant about shoring up the defence with a stalwart centre-back and bringing in the likes of Raheem Sterling, a move that could add some much-needed flair and experience. Imagine Sterling dashing down the Goodison Park pitch—now that's a sight that would raise the stands!

John, on the other hand, is taking a leaf from our historic playbook of nurturing talent, much like our glory days in the 80s under Howard Kendal. He suggests a dive into the lower leagues, scouting for gems that could outshine with modest beginnings. Everton has always been about heart and potential, after all!

Rob is not mincing words, feeling the frustration as many of us do. The need for a proven striker and a reliable right-back echoes the cries from the Gwladys Street Stand. We cannot just fancy our chances without bolstering those essential spots.

Then there's Gerard, who's all about pace. Remember the exhilarating speed of young Lineker in '85? That’s what he wants—a pacy forward to electrify Moyes’ strategies, echoing the need for swift counter-attacks that keep the opposition on their toes.

Mark takes an alternative view, advocating patience and promoting talent from within, suggesting that Moyes should rely on Nathan Patterson and Adam Aznou. There's wisdom in stability and growing our own, reflecting our ethos during those resilience-testing seasons in the mid-90s.

Ian’s plea for a strategic loan, perhaps for someone like Jhon Duran, reflects a blend of immediate needs and long-term vision—a strategy perhaps reminiscent of our astute signings which have historically paid dividends.

So there we have it, fellow Evertonians clamouring for tactical acquisitions that should, by all rights, lead us to a Premier League triumph and an FA Cup parade. Now, as we sit tight and wait for the club to make these crucial decisions, here's a little something to lighten the mood:

Q: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but they'll spend the next 25 years telling you how the old one was nearly as good as Everton's!

Let's hope our board lights up the transfer market just right before the window slams shut! Come on, you Blues!