Ah, the stage is set for a classic showdown at Old Trafford, isn't it? Manchester United, with their newfound swagger that's got everyone mistaking them for the Galácticos, against our own boys in Blue, Everton. Everyone seems to be somewhat dazzled by Man Utd's recent form, likening them to a squad that sips café con leche by day and collects Champions League trophies by night. But let’s not get carried away just yet!

It’s true, United have been stronger, particularly on their home turf. And yes, they’ve got some threats upfront with Bryan Mbeumo and Matheus Cunha weaving some magic. Meanwhile, Everton are rolling up to Old Trafford with David Moyes at the helm. Remember his days at United? I'm sure he’s keen to make this return a memorable one. He knows that theatre well and would be bringing his tactical nous to ensure our lads are as tough as old boots.

The critique, of course, hinges on our lack of a classic number nine. A goal-scorer, a real poacher might have tipped the scales more even. But don’t write us off yet. Underestimate Everton, and you might find yourself on the wrong end of a good old fashioned football fairytale. We’re resilient, and resilience can often be the foundation of upsets, especially in such historic fixtures.

Still, one can’t help but entertain Chris Sutton’s prediction—a tight 1-0 to Manchester United. Maybe that’s a fair shout, considering how they’ve shaped up. But Everton has a knack for surprises, and with Moyes’ strategic mind, who's to say?

For my Gandalf-betting mate, Sutton, he’s sticking with Beto in his fantasy team—with good nerves, because the moment he benches him, Beto's bound to break his duck and ruffle the net. I say, fair enough!

Now, let’s chew on something a bit lighter as we gear up for this tantalizing clash. Here’s a little joke for our neighbours: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but they’ll talk about how the old bulb was much brighter for the next 30 years! Onwards and upwards, Everton, let’s show them what we’re made of!